1. More Brats. I’ve done my bit in spreading my superior genes.
2. More Things. I sometimes think I’d be a good candidate for “Life laundry”. I wouldn’t mind lighting a great big bonfire while benevolent souls did a makeover on my house.
3. More White Stuff. ‘Nuff said.
4. To Gain Weight. I should be a bear. Hibernate, and wake up 20 kilos lighter.
5. More Dust Bunnies. The most stubborn ones eat Smarties. I wonder where they get them from?
6. Phone numbers to immigration attorneys. White stuff, politics and taxes aside, I do love this weird little country of ours.
7. Another Blog. Although…
8. Another Bill. Dream on.
9. Another Telephone Salesman. I know, they’re trying to make their own ends meet. But do they have to be so oily?
10. Daylight Saving Time. It’s OK this time of year. (We switched this weekend). But I absolutely HATE it in October, when we get an hour less daylight in the afternoons. Who cares about mornings? No one sees the light anyway. But to deprive people of daylight in their spare time is not a good idea!
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