Mother’s Got A Dot Com

My post on the matter has been collecting quite a few interesting comments…

Zegarki questioned my calculation, and quite rightly so. If a couple had 2 kids 2000 years ago, and their children had 2, and so on, for 80 generations, the resulting number would be much, much, MUCH larger than 16 billion people – emaning from that couple alone. 2×2x2×2 – 80 times. you do the maths, I’ve only got the Windows calculator available…

Mama Shujaa and Vixen both called me cousin, and I salute them back. The human species is interconnected, regardless of genotype and ancestry.

Kreskowki thinks we should do something about overpopulation. We should get back to 4 billion, to avoid overuse of natural resources. Right. And who’ll have to go? What should the criteria be? The old Norse populations had a tradition of throwing old people (in those days, that would have been anyone over 35) off cliffs. Maybe that’s one way. Closing down hospitals and research centers is another. Take your pick. Genocide has been tried, but was probably a bad idea.

Schodow gave a lecture on the diversity of genes, and how that is a good thing for the survival of the species

Village Idiot said: “Jesus didnt have children, and even if he did your theory would still be wrong since Jesus was born 2000 some odd years after the beginning of time which had thriving ancient civilizations”
Jesus may well have had children. The Catholic notion of celibacy came way, way later. In Jesus’ day, marrying was a duty onto God, and having children was part of that duty. It’s much more likely that he was married than that he was not.
My theory, as you call it, is not wrong. Without interference from illness, war, accidents, natural disasters and infertility, any couple would have a staggering number of descendants after 80 generations. I picked Jesus and his alledged spouse more or less at random, to illustrate my point. As for the “thriving ancient civilizations” – most of them met with one or more of the calamities mentioned above.

Vince Ungar said my estimates would make a very large Christian population. Well – there’s no reason why kids would start doing as they’re told, just because Christ is their ancestor, is there? Anyway – Christ was Jewish, and remained so until his death. Any descendant of his would be Jewish also, especially if he had a Jewish spouse, since Judaism follows the mother, I believe. Did Jesus plan for a new religion, or was he working for a new path for Judaism? If the Jews had accepted him as their predicted Messiah, the world would have been a different place, and Christianism would not have existed, at least not as we know it today. Food for thought?

I’m inclined to agree with youdate, who said we will most likely never know the real answer, as there are too many powerful people with vested interests to whom the suppression of the truth is paramount.

So – we’re left to wonder. The Da Vinci Code? Good story, but the theories are old. Read Laurence Gardner. Now there’s a fellow who’s done his homework, and written about it too…

Me? I believe there may well be something larger than us. God, Mother Nature, the Greater Good – I don’t know, and I’m not sure it matters. I’m not comfortable with organized religion of any kind, and certainly not with the “devouts” who see it as their predominant duty to judge their fellow men. I believe in “live and let live”, and that the final judgment (if there is one) is between everyone and his Maker – whomever that may be.

… say he had 2. If each of these had 2 children, and so on, down the generations for roughly 2000 years, there would be something like 16 billion people alive today, with ancestry dna traceable back to Jesus.

This, of course, would be true of any couple living in those days. Luckily for our planet, it doesn’t happen that way. War, the Black Plague, the Spanish Flu, bad hygiene, more war – all these things have made sure that we’re now a measly 6 billion people.

Theoretically, though, we’re all related to Jesus Christ – and to any old couple who lived back in the day. And to each other, come to think of it.

Hello, cousins!!!!!

Summer is upon us. Tentatively, at least. The horses are on holiday – they were sent off to green pastures the other day. Two of them have gone off to be summer camp horses, we’ll see how that goes. The Brats will soon all be on holiday too, which, for me, means more of same old, only with 6 brats 24/7, and without the break of having 5 of them in school during the day…

With summer comes a recurring phaenomenon here at Brat Camp home base. The old name of our area is Iron Valley. This has a reason. It used to be a place where iron was extracted. We draw our water from far down in the rock, and there’s always a hint of iron in it, but in the summer it becomes very apparent. Our faucets clog up, and we have to dismantle them every now and then to remove iron fragments from the filters. I’m guessing that we’ll have to replace them one by one, as the clogging up takes its toll. I’ve thought of putting in something upmarket, like Kohler faucets, but to be honest, I don’t think it would matter. I’d end up having to replace them too, and be beating myself up for not having put in something cheaper.

The lambs are growing – shoot, I promised pictures. They’ll be let out soon – they’re big enough now to not go through the fence. Pictures, I said. Well, I haven’t been able to upload any for some time, as Firefox crashes every time I try. Does anyone know why that is?

I’m working in IE right now, and I’d rather not, but at least I can upload pictures, as this Miracle Boy self-portrait shows.

I’ve finally found time to take a trip to the cabin this weekend – turning the heating off is, if nothing else, an economical thing to do. Even up there, the danger of frozen pipes has somewhat subsided by now. Alone? No. 3 Brats will be in tow. And my cousin is coming, possibly bringing another 2. Oh, joy!

I don’t seem to have much to say to the world these days. I think I may be in the grips of some sort of depression – and that’s all I’m going to say on the matter. Which, of course, is probably part of the problem. A session with a shrink, in my case, would be a rather quiet hour. Might be nice, actually – a whole hour to think things through, without interruptions.
Businesswise, things are not too bad. I have my share of home parties, and I earn a nice little bundle every time. I think this is something I’m going to be doing for some time, so I’ve ordered some business cards. The custom rubber stamps I’ve been using so far are fine for filling out order forms, but it’s nice to be able to annoy people by giving them useless pieces of paper…

I also do translation and proofreading work to the tune of 6-700$ per month, which is not too bad, and it pays the electricity bill. Hubby is working far too much, and getting far too little reward for what he’s doing, so every little bit helps.

Summer holiday? Don’t think so. Hubby will be lucky if he manages to get every other weekend off. Right now, life sucks quite a bit. The Brats are rays of sunshine though. Just thought I’d mention it.

It’s been a busy month so far. Getting #1Brat home from school, hubby starting his summer work-marathon (6 or seven day weeks, 10 hours a day), May 17. (National Day), planning a surprise-party for my uncle’s 60th birthday on the 21st, a confirmation to go to tomorrow, and trying (to no avail, as it turned out today) to figure out why the **** the water-heater can’t stop gushing water all over the place. It probably won’t stop until it’s electrocuted someone, and as I’m usually the one standing bare-foot in water, scratching my head and touching all sorts of knobs, I’m the likely candidate.

Oh, yes, and we invited 8 people over for a barbecue this evening. I hope they won’t need a shower, because I’m planning to turn the **** thing off as soon as I’ve had mine. We thought we had it sussed, you see. But that only worked until the next time plumbers took a day off (today). I wonder what plumbers do the rest of the week? Nothing ever breaks or leaks on Monday – Friday. Not in the houses of anyone I know, anyway.

And now it’s clouding over. As if we haven’t got enough water indoors… Never mind, we’ve barbecued in pouring rain before. It’s just a question of taking a stand, and sticking to it. Your back gets drenched, as the parasol has to cover the actual barbecue, but whatever – it’s summer in Norway. Gotta love it.

The following is a surrepticious link – mesothelioma. Not something I like to blog about – or even think about. Yes, we’re all going one way or another, but I think I’d rather be electrocuted by a water heater. If at all possible though – not this week, Ô Grim Reaper.

We’ve had quite a controversy in this country lately, regarding gay marriage/sperm donation to lesbian couples/kids growing up in gay families.

The reason was that some christian philosopher took it upon herself to publish a book where she, among many other things, put forward her belief that kids growing up in gay families had a severe handicap, and that everyone should have the right to a father. For this, she received a prize – the “Free Word Prize”, that’s given to people who dare put forward controversial thoughts.

Commendable, I’m sure. It’s just that most members of the gay community here took this prize as an endorsement of the woman’s opinions. And who can blame them.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion. There are, however, no restrictions on empathy or good behaviour. When you’re on a state payroll (which she is), can put “philosopher” in front of your name, and your words carry some weight in certain circles, you should know better than to stigmatise a whole group of children. (The adults can take it. They’ve been taking it for generations. But their children have deserved better).

I’ve never understood, though, that gay sexuality is something that everyone needs to have an opinion about. What I do behind closed doors is nobody’s business, as long as it doesn’t involve kids or animals. My straight sex life is supposedly harmless to my kids. If I were gay, and had a loving partner, it would be different, for some reason that I can’t fathom. In that case, everyone would have the right to peer between my sheets, or at least have an opinion on what they think happens there, and how it (negatively) impacts my children.

I’ve been hit on by lesbians on numerous occasions, and have had to decline. Every time, I’ve felt sad for them. Being straight, looking for a partner is difficult enough, but dead easy, really. We can safely assume that close to 50% of the population is a candidate, if gender is the only criteria. Gay people face obstacles that I would have found terribly hard to overcome. And, contrary to popular belief, gender/inclination is not the only criteria.

When I first heard about gay vacations, I thought: whatever for? Why do they have to stigmatise themselves? Why can’t we all live and let live? I don’t have the answer, but I’m guessing that a lot of gay people have to live with the condemnation of their neighbours on a daily basis. Whether it’s being expressed or not, there is a staggering amount of homophobia about. People in general don’t live and let live. Going on holiday with people who face the same problems that you do, and who don’t judge you, is probably what it means to get away from it all… Also, going somewhere where there are only gay people, must increase the chance of finding someone, someone who might be partner potential.

I’m quite certain that being gay means just the same as being straight, when it comes to love. I wish the judgmental bigots would try to remember that. All most straight people want, is a partner who loves them, whom they love back, and with whom they would consider spending large portions of their life – if possible the rest of it. Most gay people want exactly the same thing.

Done with the research. Boy, was that enlightening. And very, very scary.

My first thought when I saw the words Colonix reviews, was: A new Asterix comic book!

Great! I’ve got them all. Ever since my childhood in France, I’ve chuckled at the names of the characters. In French, they all end in -ix. Assurancetourix (All risk insurance), Aplusbégalix (a+b=x), Panoramix (Panoramic), and so on and so forth.

Colonix, however, was a new one… A Gall with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, perhaps?

What’s more, I was way off the mark. Try googling it, and see all the scary stuff that turns up. With pictures. One guy recorded his experiences during weeks of using the stuff. With pictures. And we’re talking colonic cleansing here, people.

Is the poking and probing compulsory? Or is just flushing the normal way acceptable behaviour? I don’t think I dare find out. By the way – the review isn’t very good.

It seems that my partner in blogging, who provides me with a regular flow of keywords to blog about, has got a spasmodic problem.

This is not a) a medical blog or b) a diet blog. I only very casually touch on health issues – and I mostly do it to complain. You know – about aching joints, saggy skin, other saggy things – whatever my ever-increasing age throws at me.

Dieting is of very little interest to me. I can stretch to nutrition, but I don’t want to get too healthy, as the homes for the elderly are such undignified places in this country, that I really want to kick the bucket before anyone feels the need to put me in one.

The spasmodic problem of my blogging partner? The ever recurring best diet pill. I could probably just pop the keywords in anywhere, and go about my ramblings as usual, but I have this thing about delivering the goods. So now I’ve done it. Please excuse me now, while I go and do some research on the next weird word constellation.

I couldn’t resist these:

They’re in a hurry, too, cos this is where they’re going:

- A personal favorite:

(The white text reads: There’s always room for more.”)

And the good advice/clear instructions section:

I’m at loss on that last one. Is it “No swimming”, “No kicking” or “Do not fall asleep with one foot in the bowl”???

How about this one, varieties of which can be seen in this country: “This is where Herv parks. Herv has a crowbar. Any car found obstructing this space wil be taken apart and sold to Poland.”.

We had 10 sheep that were going to be mothers. 9 of them are now mothers – the last one died inexplicably yesterday, after having given birth to a pretty little lamb. There is an explanation, actually – there was very likely a second lamb stuck in there. The breed of sheep that we have (Norwegian wild sheep) very rarely have two lambs, but this one did, or so it would seem. Several of her colleagues did so too this year, but they usually pop them out like champagne corks, so when she’d had her one, we thought she was done.

We hadn’t really planned on hand-rearing a lamb this year, and maybe we won’t have to. One of the other lambs was “forgotten” by its mother, and was denied acces to all the udders around. She rose to the challenge, and took it upon herself to survive, against all odds. So, she trots around, and steals milk from all the sheep – a little here, and a little there. She looks as if she’s going to make it, and is almost as well fed as the others.

We’re hoping for another tenacious one. If not, we’ll just have to get her one of those pet beds in the bathroom, name her Mary’s, and feed her from a bottle.

Yes. Will take pictures. They’re adorable little potential barbecues.