Mother’s Got A Dot Com

… to not have fallen for any of the nice, helpful emails I get every day.
If I had, I would have ended up with the largest penis in the history of womankind, which would have been utterly impractical. Hubby might have been a tad put off as well.

The picture? Well, one doesn’t want to be rude. Also, I learned some Body Statistics from Sandee yesterday, and if you read her post, you’ll know why one thumb normally wouldn’t be enough to illustrate my point. This one might… just…

A friend of mine called - he’s got to give away his dachshund puppy - his girlfriend is complaining that the dog keeps looking at her every time she takes her clothes off.
Women, eh???
Take a look at the darling doggy - and let me know if you’re interested. First come, first served!

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Happy Birthday, Miracle Boy!

Today, we’re celebrating Miracle Boy’s second birthday.

We’re also celebrating #1 Brat’s sendoff - we’re taking her to her new school tomorrow. A year of learning anything and everything about music, developing her talent and living away from home…

Anyway, I’m feeding 27 (or 28) people  tonight, so I’m NOT here… Actually, I’m off to find a Kosher recipe. My aunt is from Israel, her parents are visiting and will be joining us this evening. I don’t want them to leave here hungry just because I’m ignorant. I’m doing a buffet, so I can incorporate just about anything, all I need to do is find something appropriate…

That, and a tiny bit of cleaning and clearing up. Bye!

Serena has neuroblastoma - a form of cancer. Her father has created a blog for her, in the hope of raising enough money to take her to America for treatment. Help Save Serena, go there and read her story. Any help you can provide will be much appreciated. Please spread the word!

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
Jimi Hendrix

Join the movement on June 4th. Click here to read the whole story and find out How To Get Your Peace Globe. Proudly fly it on your blog on Wednesday!

I’ve been tagged to publish the Master List of Peace Globes, but my template or whatever won’t accept that many links in one go. So - I’ll just have to post a link to the list for now, and to Mimis Peace Globe Gallery. Have a look, and join in - I’ll find a way to publish the list as well - I may have to divide it in two or something.

Peace…

What list, say you? The A-list of Mom bloggers over at Dance Of Motherhood - Thanks so much, Dette!

If you don’t see your favourite Mommybloggers there, Dette’s happy to receive more nominations, so hop on over and check out The List!

Many thanks to Chelle@It Might be Love for nominating me!!!

AND - I made the featured faves for Mother’s Day, over at Entrecard Favorites!
Thanks so much to Lady Rose too…

I’m so lucky. We did get sunshine, and # 4 Brats big day on Saturday was absolutely lovely.

This is the state of my party tent on Thursday evening - pouring rain and tent roof propped up by broomsticks and patio furniture…

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