Mother’s Got A Dot Com

I couldn’t resist these:

They’re in a hurry, too, cos this is where they’re going:

- A personal favorite:

(The white text reads: There’s always room for more.”)

And the good advice/clear instructions section:

I’m at loss on that last one. Is it “No swimming”, “No kicking” or “Do not fall asleep with one foot in the bowl”???

How about this one, varieties of which can be seen in this country: “This is where Herv parks. Herv has a crowbar. Any car found obstructing this space wil be taken apart and sold to Poland.”.