Done with the research. Boy, was that enlightening. And very, very scary.
My first thought when I saw the words Colonix reviews, was: A new Asterix comic book!
Great! I’ve got them all. Ever since my childhood in France, I’ve chuckled at the names of the characters. In French, they all end in -ix. Assurancetourix (All risk insurance), AplusbĂ©galix (a+b=x), Panoramix (Panoramic), and so on and so forth.
Colonix, however, was a new one… A Gall with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, perhaps?
What’s more, I was way off the mark. Try googling it, and see all the scary stuff that turns up. With pictures. One guy recorded his experiences during weeks of using the stuff. With pictures. And we’re talking colonic cleansing here, people.
Is the poking and probing compulsory? Or is just flushing the normal way acceptable behaviour? I don’t think I dare find out. By the way – the review isn’t very good.













